Mountains of Jokes About Rocks, Minerals, and Soil - page 5

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Q: What did the angry rock
say to the sassy soil?
Q: What do rocks
eat for dessert?
Q: What did the rabbit
say to the rock?
A: “Come on! You want
a piece of me?”
A: Marble cake.
A: “You’re too hard
to get along with.”