Creepy, Crawly Jokes About Spiders and Other Bugs - page 43

Q:
What kind of insect gets really
stressed out?
A:
An uptight termite.
Getting Silly
Sometimes the best jokes are ones that are just plain silly or
ridiculous. Get ready to laugh out loud—here are some great
examples:
Q:
What is the difference between a fly and
a bird?
A:
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
Q:
How do you tell which end of a millipede is
its head?
A:
Tickle its middle and see which end laughs.
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