Creepy, Crawly Jokes About Spiders and Other Bugs - page 17

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Q: What did the housefly
say to the mosquito?
Q: What does a
Mexican frog eat
for lunch?
Q: How do you keep flies
out of the kitchen?
A: Don’t bug me.
A: A mosquito
burrito.
A: Put a pile of
manure in the
living room.