Q:
Where does a metamorphic rock go
to take a bath?
A:
A mountain fountain.
Getting Silly
Sometimes the best jokes are ones that are just plain silly or
ridiculous. Get ready to laugh out loud—here are some great
examples:
Q:
When does most weathering occur?
A:
At the crack of dawn.
Q:
Why did the magma stop circling through
the mantle?
A:
It was getting dizzy.
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