Mountains of Jokes About Rocks, Minerals, and Soil - page 39

Popular Expressions
Ever hear someone say: “I’m pooped!” or “He was pooped”?
It means the person is tired. He or she needs
a rest.
Can you can use this popular expression as the punch
line for a joke? You bet!
A coprolite is fossilized animal dung. And what’s another
word for dung? That’s right, “poop.” Here’s how you can use
that information to write a great joke:
Q:
Why did the coprolite take a nap?
A:
Because it was pooped!
Can you think of another joke that
uses a popular expression as a
punch line?
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