Out of This World Jokes About the Solar System - page 23

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Q: What did Jupiter say
when Saturn asked
why Jupiter got the
bigger piece of cake?
Q: What does Saturn have in
common with an apple?
A: Because it
already has so
many rings.
A: “Because
I'm bigger
than you.”
A: They both
have a core.
Q: Why did Saturn ask
for a necklace on
Valentine’s Day?